This is not exactly what you want to see sitting on your patio when you open your back door. (That blurry white part is the step up into the door of my kitchen).
But, I'll do ya one more than that even.
This is ESPECIALLY not exactly what you want to see when you are only opening said patio door because you hear your two-year-old excitedly proclaiming that he will "hold the caterpillar".
Wow. I am pretty sure this snake would have chomped on poor Eli had I not happened to hear him say that, so thank goodness I did. He sure tried to bite me during my attempts to chop him in two...which were successful, by the way. Take that, creepy snake! (That will teach him to hover on my back patio where my rugrats play.)