4.30.2008

{dad's so cool}

Being the super cool dad that I am, I thought that I would start early on developing a super cool computer/electronics guy (not geek) like myself. Here is attempt #1:



The continuation of my computer knowledge development seminar with my son... After the computer rants, Dean says goodnight. I'm guessing that he had grandma on his mind. You will understand when you see it.



And what's a family blog without the cute baby giggling?



Seeing as this is one of my first blogs... or maybe I should say "posts" as not to offend those of the blogosphere (look that one up, I had to) with incorrect blogging etiquette, leave a comment in the comment section as follows:

#1 "OMG," (I just learned what that means) "leave it to Steph to post."
#2 "I enjoy listening to the rambles of the incoherent 'Devo'."
OR
#3 "This is the worst voting system in the world, set up a real voting system with radio buttons, graphs, and more. You're a nerd aren't you?"

AND to my blogthers, are female bloggers called bloggets?

All of my new found blogging knowledge has been gained at the following link:
  • BLOGGING GLOSSARY
  • 4.29.2008

    {seriously?}

    So, for the past 3 nights at anytime between 7:45 and 8PM Dean starts asking to go to bed. The first night I thought, for sure, that he did not know what he was asking for, but when I hesitated on putting him to bed right away, he started crying. So, then I thought he just wanted to play with something in his room but I put him to bed anyway (I mean, he asked for it, right?). However, when I checked on him all three nights - after about a 10 minute wait - he really was just laying there waiting to fall asleep.

    I know I should be counting my blessings, but is it weird that this creeps me out?

    Oh well, what can I do but give him what he wants. After all, 8PM is his bedtime anyway so this really is helpful ... just very unexpected.

    4.25.2008

    {praying for time}

    Carrie Underwood singing George Michael. Could anyone ask for anything more? This song is beautiful (although, I have to disagree with some of its lyrics).

    4.22.2008

    {visitors}

    My friend Chelsea came to visit for a week. Since her husband is busy in law school in Lubbock, TX and mine is busy juggling work and a Master's program (except for this past week since he just finished up testing the day before Chels arrived) we never see them and figured we would keep each other company. It was fun to spend time with her and her baby boy, Bentley (14 mos.).

    Of course, Dean loved having a buddy but is now quickly approaching the wonderful "I-hate-sharing" stage (he'll be 2 in a month, I guess this was to be expected) and had a hard time watching someone else play with his toys. Sorry, Chelsea and Bentley, I'm sure he'll grow out of it eventually but thanks for tolerating the meltdowns in the meantime. We would love to have you back anytime, it was so fun to just hang out. Perhaps next time Bentley and Eli will only be on a one-nap-a-day schedule instead of two so we can do more around town.

    Bentley LOVED playing in the sand.
    Oh, and did I mention ...
    he also loved eating the sand?
    Nudist Pool Party.
    This next one is one of my favorites ... nice view, Dean.


    Here are a couple of Chelsea's Shots...

    4.16.2008

    {birthday wishes}



    You do many things for your family and are so wonderful in so many different ways. It is amazing how versatile you really are, once we put a title to all you do. Thanks for being our:

    27. Knight-in-Shining Armour - you are always the first in line to defend your wife and children in any situation.

    26. Problem Solver - you always find clever ways to resolve even the smallest problems and inconveniences.

    25. Architect - you are amazing at building anything and we have Dean's outdoor playground to prove it.

    24. Masseuse - you give the best massages!

    23. Computer technician - this one is obvious but should still be noted. You not only do it for a living, but also at home and for friends.

    22. Therapist - you are a great listener when I just need someone to talk to or vent to.

    21. Inventor - you are constantly thinking up both crazy and practical new inventions that would improve the world in one way or another. Now... to just get some of these ideas patented...

    20. Chauffeur - you always seem to be the one behind the wheel on any entire-family outtings which gives me the chance to just sit back for the ride. You even get my door when it's just the two of us.

    19. Repair Man - you can fix anything. Seriously, I don't know how you do it but it's amazing.

    18. Teacher - you are always teaching me and the boys new fun things.

    17. Lawn Specialist - you do a great job keeping our giant yard mowed, edged and green.

    16. Chef - you can cook anything on the grill - and I mean ANYTHING!

    15. Entrepreneur - you frequently think up the most wonderful business ideas and future ventures and I can hardly believe that you are already the CIO of a company at only 27.

    14. Pilot - Dean wanted to add this one because you are so great at flying him around like a real airplane.

    13. Over-Sized Load Hauler - you willingly and chivelrously take anything weighing over about 3.5 lbs away from me so that I don't over-exert myself.

    12. Carpet Cleaner - you keep all of our carpets, sofas and chairs shampooed and beautiful at all times.

    11. Customized Product Designer - you built us a DVR (TiVo device) from scratch on merely a whim and even made Dean a school bus LCD screen for his play room!

    10. Decorator - you chose the contemprary style of our home's interior and we constantly get compliments on it when people come visit.

    09. New-Product Research Analyst - you will research ANYTHING before purchasing just so we don't end up with a bum product laying around the house.

    08. Professional Deal-Scavenger - you find us, your family, my family, friends and even perfect strangers the best deals ever. We even did all of our crown molding for free becuase you found great Lowes' coupons!

    07. Rock Star - you are a wonderful guitarist and we love to hear you play.

    06. Dry Cleaner - you can get any stain out of anything!

    05. Political Informant - you always keep us up-to-date with the latest political happenings.

    04. Doctor - at the first complaint of any ailment of discomfort, you are already researching cures, causes and diagnoses.

    03. Financial Consultant - you pay all of our bills, calculate all of our savings and even plan for future investments and expenses as if is no trouble at all.

    02. Super Hero - you are the world to your sons and always keep them smiling by playing with them, toting them or their stuff around, healing their boo-boos or fixing anything broken.

    01. Family Man - you live for your family and although we forget to say it enough, we really, really, REALLY appreciate all you do and then some! Without you our lives would be frustrating, boring, and probably a lot more expensive. Thanks for being our "everything guy", you truly amaze me with all you do.

    We love you. HAPPY 27th BIRTHDAY!

    4.15.2008

    {no, i'm not a polygamist}

    CONFUSION BETWEEN POLYGAMOUS SECTS AND MORMONS

    The following information was compiled from recent news releases on the Newsroom Web site at www.lds.org

    The Church reiterated on 6 April that it has no affiliation whatever with the Texas-based sect that has been subject to investigation by state law enforcement officers and child protective services in recent days, and whose leader, Warren Jeffs, was jailed in 2006.

    The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints discontinued polygamy officially in 1890. Some people left the Church to continue the practice of polygamy, or were excommunicated because they refused to give up the practice. Some of their descendants are found in polygamous communities today in various parts of the United States and Canada, but especially in the West. They are not members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

    Church President Gordon B. Hinckley stated the following about polygamy in the Church's October 1998 general conference: “I wish to state categorically that this Church has nothing whatever to do with those practicing polygamy. They are not members of this Church. Most of them have never been members … If any of our members are found to be practicing plural marriage, they are excommunicated, the most serious penalty the Church can impose. Not only are those so involved in direct violation of the civil law, they are in violation of the law of this Church.”

    Some news reports, especially those outside the U.S., still fail to draw clear distinctions between Mormons and polygamous sects whenever stories arise about polygamy in the Intermountain West.

    The term “Mormon” is correctly used to apply ONLY to members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. “Mormon” should never be used to describe polygamous sects.

    Latter-day Saints are offended when elementary mistakes are made in the news media or when printed or posted photographs fail to make the distinction between the Church and polygamous groups.

    Elder Ballard stated: “You would think that after over 100 years, media organizations would understand the difference. You can’t blame the public for being confused when some of those reporting on these stories keep getting them wrong.”

    There could not be two groups of people more different. Mormons do not look like members of the polygamous group in Texas -- they do not dress like them, worship like them, or believe the same things.

    The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is a global faith with 13 million members worldwide. We teach the gospel in 90 languages. There are members of our faith in every country. We are the 4th largest denomination in the U.S. We have donated over $1 billion in humanitarian aid worldwide. We operate Brigham Young University. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints could not be more different than these small, secretive, polygamous societies.
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    REPORTING ADDS TO CONFUSION BETWEEN MORMONS AND POLYGAMOUS SECTS

    HOUSTON – The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints continues to appeal to the news media to make a clear distinction in their reports between the Church, whose members are sometimes referred to as Mormons, and the polygamist sect in Texas that has made headlines throughout the world.

    “Some news reports, both inside and outside the U.S., are still failing to draw clear distinctions between Mormons and polygamous sects,” said Stirling D. Pack Jr., an ecclesiastical leader of the Church in northwest Houston.

    The Associated Press Stylebook notes that the term Mormon “is not properly applied to the other churches… that resulted from the split after [Joseph] Smith's death.” It should be obvious why the AP has adopted this policy. It is widely understood that the word Mormon refers to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, which sends out “Mormon missionaries,” sponsors the “Mormon Tabernacle Choir” and builds “Mormon temples.” Associating the term Mormon with polygamists blurs what should be a crystal-clear distinction between organizations that are entirely separate.

    “Mormons haven’t practiced polygamy for more than a century, so it disturbs me when I hear news reports referring to polygamists as Mormons,” Pack said. “It creates a great deal of confusion. The Church actually received a telephone call from a major news organization asking permission to allow them to film in a polygamous sect’s temple. We have absolutely no connection with such groups whatsoever.”

    “These inaccurate associations do not allow readers and viewers to understand the distinction,” said Pack, “and it is leading to a number of misunderstandings that I discover in my everyday conversations with people.”

    The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints discontinued its practice of polygamy in 1890, and for 117 years Mormons have followed a monogamous lifestyle. Yet careless headline writing or sloppy reporting still causes millions of Mormons to have to answer questions from their coworkers, friends and neighbors: "Are you a polygamist?" "Is that your church I read about in the newspaper?" or "How many wives do you have?"

    In addition to not practicing polygamy, Pack is quick to point out other striking differences between Mormons and polygamist sects.

    “The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is a global faith with 13 million members worldwide and is the fourth largest denomination in the United States,” Pack said. “Our members are actively engaged in their communities. The Church has donated over $1 billion in humanitarian aid worldwide. We are mainstream, not isolated.”

    He noted that 60 percent of Mormons have some college education, in comparison to 50 percent for the total U.S. population, and that their occupations are spread across the typical range for the countries in which they reside.

    Pack explained that Mormons do not have arranged marriages, and they go through a normal process of choosing their spouses. The average age for marriage is about 23.

    “There could not be two groups of people more different,” said Pack. “Mormons do not look like members of the polygamous group in Texas. They do not dress like them, worship like them, or believe the same things. We appeal to the media to help clear up these misconceptions by discontinuing the use of the term Mormon to describe these sects.”

    Patte Comstock

    4.10.2008

    {pudding face}

    So, I have encountered the greatest thing. There are individually wrapped Jell-O instant pudding mixes now that only make one serving at a time (consisting of 100 calories). They require no microwave or anything. You just add the powder to 1 cup milk and stir for about 2 minutes and *BOOM* pudding. Well, I did what any good mother would do and let Dean try some (I initially purchased the pudding for him but once I sampled one, I claimed them as my own.). Anywho, I think it goes without saying - he LOVED it! He wouldn't hardly let his eyes wander from his cup until every last drop was gone. He kept saying, "Thank you, Mommy. Thank you." and "Goot puying [good pudding]."

    (Wow. We really need to shampoo his chair. It's been a while and it shows. Oops.)

    4.07.2008

    {chatterbox}

    Since Dean has been sleeping in a twin bed, he usually wakes me up in the morning. And let me be the first to tell you: he always has A LOT to say! He always comes in my room rambling about several different things, none of which are related in any way to one another. It is pretty funny to try to follow the conversation so this morning I recorded it on my cell phone once I heard him say my name from my doorway (I pretended to keep sleeping for fun because my favorite part is always him telling me to wake up).

    Dean: "Mommy? Mommy? Mommy, wake up! Wake up!"

    Mommy: "Good Morning, Sunshine!"

    Dean: "I want play Shannon."

    Mommy: "Oh, you want Shannon? Well, Shannon's at school."

    Dean: "Shannon school. I want Crystal."

    Mommy: "Crystal's at school, too, Baby."

    Dean: "Mater, Light-Queen, [Where] Are you? I want Light-Queen! Ka-Toww!"

    Mommy: "Good job, Baby. Lightning McQueen says Ka-chow. What does Mater say?"

    Dean: "Dag-oom! I want car button, Mommy."

    Mommy: "Okay, Dean. Go play wit car button. It's in your playroom."

    Dean: "Yeah. Play car button. And Mater, Light-Queen!" (giggles)

    Dean: "Mommy?"

    Mommy: "Yeah, Baby?"

    Dean: "I want milk."

    Mommy: "You want milk? Should we go downstairs and get food too?"

    Dean: (excitedly) "Good idea, Mommy!"

    Mommy: "Thank you, Baby."

    I turned off the cell phone at this point but on our way down the stairs Dean reminded me to "get baby brother, too" and "baby down-tairs, Mommy." What a concerned older brother. Too cute.